Forget imitations...buy the real thing
So Newcastle are now being linked with the Serbian Peter Crouch...why not just go and buy the real thing.
Crouch and Owen work well for England and could be a formidable partnership for Newcastle too...why fork out money for a foreigner who might never settle here (And let's face it there's been plenty of overpaid, foreign bench warmers over the years at St James's Park like Luque, Marcelinho, etc etc) when all Couch wants is first team football and a little bit of love.
Who knows his signing might also keep Owen happy, he'll sign his new deal, we'll see loads of goals and be happy...it makes sense.
Please Mr Ashley, break the bank and buy Crouch...enough of the cheap imitations already.