Eight cracking one-liners from Strictly head judge Len Goodman

Here are some of the best one-liners from Len Goodman, who has been head judge of Strictly Come Dancing since it began 12 years ago.

Wednesday, 13th July 2016, 11:46 am
Updated Wednesday, 13th July 2016, 12:52 pm
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To Countryfile presenter Anita Rani and professional dancer Gleb Savchenko after their tango to Cell Block Tango - "It was like a cow pat on Countryfile. Hot and steamy."

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To Savchenko and Rani again following their American Smooth dance to Unchained Melody - "You flew across the floor like a rampant crab."

To The Saturdays singer Frankie Bridge on her foxtrot with professional partner Kevin Clifton - "You floated across that floor like butter on a crumpet."

To EastEnders actress Kellie Bright after her salsa with Kevin Clifton - "There you were like two sizzling sausages on a BBQ ... Your bum was bionic."

To Bright and Clifton again after their samba to Boom! Shake The Room - "There are two things I don't like in this world: babies crying and hip hop."

To The Wanted singer Jay McGuiness after his tango with professional partner Aliona Vilani - "You were like a chess master, you plotted your way around that floor. That was a mango of a tango. Delicious."

To This Morning presenter Alison Hammond after she performed an American Smooth to Kate Bush's Wuthering Heights with professional dancer Aljaz Skorjanec - "For me, you can't waft enough."

To broadcaster Jeremy Vine and professional partner Karen Clifton on their jive to Splish Splash: "It was like watching a stork who had been struck by lightning."