This is what you need to know if you're dating a Newcastle United fan
But in order to make your relationship a success, there are a few more things you need to understand. We're here to help. Just scroll down and pick up several pointers on what to expect from your Geordie mate.
You're not and probably never will be. Their heart will always be with their favourite Toon player of all time.
Don't question. You must want Sunderland to lose at all costs.
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In reference to Sunderland. Just Google it... but not at work.
If your partner starts singing the Blaydon Races, you will be expected to join in. Get learning those lyrics!
Look, times under Mike Ashley are tough. When Newcastle win, let your partner milk it, it doesn't happen very often...
Mike Ashley is holding your partner's club back - and your partner knows it. Don't begrudge them of thinking about how times might be once Ashley sells.
Respect this man, he is the only person keeping your partner going when it comes to staying sane when supporting Newcastle.
No questions. When Newcastle win, Match of the Day must be on the TV come 10:30pm on a Saturday evening.
Supporting Newcastle is an emotional rollercoaster. Every result will affect your partner - and your weekends.
Made plans in advance? Expect them to be changed at the drop of a hat if the match is rearranged. Newcastle lose? Your partner wont be leaving the house.