Bake Off is no turn on

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A recent survey revealed that 80% of us now make our own cakes, which I find hard to swallow.

Why bother when you can buy scrummy treats in the local bakery.

This leads me on to the new series of The Great British Bake Off, which I find is getting to be to much of a muchness with its childish double entendres.

However, thought the tattooed guy who added beetroot to his chocolate gateaux got his comeuppance by being the first to be booted off – chocolate and beetroot gateaux, yuk.

Ken Johnso