Small print

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Terms and conditions

They are always there

Usually at the end,

After they have been nice

Pretended to be your friend.

Just sign on the dotted line

No shouting, no abuse,

And usage is unlimited

Just be careful what you use

Or its free for a month!

And we will send you a free gift,

Even a nice new pen!

But you will have to shift!

It’s time sensitive you see

And you must sign right here,

Don’t worry about the small print

Just because its not clear!

Thank you for your custom!

Thank you for your money!

Terms and conditions

They must find it really funny.

Kenny McIntyre,