Ex-Newcastle United striker Paul Kitson, 50, got in and drove his 4x4 Ford Ranger after drinking at a friend’s house in just the next street on the Wynyard housing estate.
Teesside Magistrates’ Court heard he drank seven to nine bottles of alcohol from lunchtime onwards before then driving home at about 10pm on Saturday, April 10.
Police attended Kitson’s house after a report of his Ford Ranger crashing into a fence.
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The vehicle was found parked at an angle with damage to its front offside.
Prosecutor Marc Atkins said: “He was candid with the officers and admitted he was the driver of the Ford Ranger.
"The officers could smell alcohol on his breath and observed that his speech was slurred.”
Kitson failed a breath test at the scene at 86 microgrammes of alcohol in breath. The legal limit is 35 microgrammes.
He was arrested and taken to Middlesbrough Police Station where he blew a higher reading of 94 microgrammes.
Mr Atkins said: “In interview he told them he had attended a friend’s house which was on the next street to where he lived where he consumed seven to nine bottles of alcohol before then driving home.”
Kitson, of The Stables, Wynyard, admitted drink driving.
His solicitor, Neil Taylor, said: “He’s a man of good character who was very co-operative with the police.
"This was a man who very foolishly got into his vehicle instead of just walking round the corner.”
Mr Taylor said there was a “very small collision” with the neighbour’s picket fence and Kitson had paid for its repair.
Kitson, originally from Murton, played for Newcastle between 1994 and 1997 before joining West Ham.
He also played for Derby County, Leicester City, Brighton, Charlton and Crystal Palace.
It was not said in court what he currently does although Mr Taylor said Kitson will now not be able to do his job.
Magistrate Martin Slimings described Kitson’s actions as an “absolutely stupid mistake” that will affect him and his family.
Kitson was banned from driving for 22 months, fined £550 and ordered to pay £85 costs and a £55 surcharge.