For a bit of fun, we've simulated the game five seasons into the future, and had a look at how Newcastle United are predicted to line up in the 2024/25 season. Click and scroll through the gallery to see the future starting XI, substitutes, and manager...
9. Sub: Jonjo Shelvey
He's still at St. James', but has found himself transfer listed for a very specific fee of £4.6m, as the club look to trim their quite staggering wage bill. (Photo by Alex Pantling/Getty Images) Photo: Alex Pantling
10. Manager: Nathan Jones
Here he is: the man responsible for all those bizarre position choices. Mind you, we've looked a handful of games into the season, and Newcastle are 3rd...so perhaps there is method to the madness after all! (Photo by Nathan Stirk/Getty Images) Photo: Nathan Stirk