We’ve got a new coffee machine. At least I think that’s what it is. So complicated are the instructions that I’m not sure if we’re striving for the perfect cuppa or enriching uranium.
My two sons and I are separated, all told, by a few thousand miles. One is studying Geography in Liverpool while the other has gone travelling and last week ended up in - of all places - Bangkok.
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